Thanks to my mum I need a context in which to use the phrase “thrap the arse off it”.

clear-sight:

supermassiveasshole:

-meanwhile-in:

notsocleverafterall:

singingforstarlight:

deargodilostmysharpie:

deathbyboner:

justremovethearrow:

potterdances:

thecolfer:

jesseeisenderp:

bandgeekjesus:

Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz

“Music and Words by John Stump

Arranged by Accident”

this is what hell must be like

“add bicycle”

“Moon-walk”

“continue ‘swimming’ motion”

I still want to know what the hell this sounds like. 

“rests are imaginary”

RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.

GONG DUET

AMAZING

Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.

crying

‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’  ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’

I AM CRYING

remove cattle from stage. cuz god forbid..

I wouldn’t be surprised if Muse released it. At all.

Holy freaking god.  This is called murdering your musicians.

outlinedsilver:

Every Dairtastic Episode ♦ (1.16) All About My Brother

Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You’re dirty.

just made the connection that the square root of 20g is sqrt196 which is an integer WHY DOES THIS NOT COME UP MORE WHEN I’M DOING CALCULATIONS IN MECHANICS THAT INVOLVE SQUARE ROOTING

if you’re going to tell me to take g as 9.8ms^(-2) then SERIOUSLY EXAMINERS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU INTEGERS ARE LIKE BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS RAINBOWS WHY WOULDN’T YOU USE THAT FACT

Going off to study but my skin is all glowy and foundation-advert-y today so here’s a bad-quality webcam pic

Also these are my dark circles without concealer wow I really need to sleep more

18brumaire:

if you believe in intelligent design you also have to admit that wasps are proof there is no such thing as a benevolent god